UPDATE May 9th, 2008: Watch the fun! Fox News has a Protest cam up and running 24/7 aimed at the Marine Recruiter's Office! Go here and click on the link beside the picture.
UPDATE II May 9th, 2008: This seems appropriate.
The Berserkeley chapter of Code Pink is at war with the US Marines. Quite possibly, The USMC is a group of people that no one with any brains would want to pick a fight with. OK, we are talking about Code Pink so I suppose that brains are not included in the equation by default. Despite the fact that if the collective brain power of this group was dynamite, they wouldn't have enough to blow their noses, they are fighting the Marines on the streets of Berkeley. And as you might expect, the gals of Code Pink are losing and the Marines haven't even fired a shot. As a matter of fact, the Marines really haven't done a thing. They've just sat by patiently and watched the circus while signing up more candidates than they'd originally hoped.
"Ironically, it's actually helped us by putting our name out. We're now well known. And people know who we are, and where we are, and they come in to talk to us about enlisting. They've gotten us the publicity that we could've never afforded to pay for ourselves," Wheatcroft told FOXNews.com.
"Just in the last three weeks, 10 people came in looking to apply, looking to become Marine officers, and that's much higher than normal," he said.
Obviously, the Marines are winning and that fact hasn't gone unnoticed by the Code Pink Brain Trust. They are now going to bring in their big guns. They've tried using grannies, daughters, noise and blocking the office, all with the effect of a fart in a hurricane. They are now going to bring this to an end. The Marines were given a chance to surrender, but now they've hit the big red button. That's right folks, Code Pink is about to use their nuclear option! They are going to use witchcraft!! Oh the humanity!
Code Pink is now resorting to witchcraft to beef up the number of its supporters protesting Berkeley's controversial Marine Corps Recruiting Center.
The women's anti-war group has told ralliers to come equipped with spells and pointy hats Friday for "Witches, clowns and sirens day," the last of the group's weeklong homage to Mother's Day.
"Women are coming to cast spells and do rituals and to impart wisdom to figure out how we're going to end war," Zanne Sam Joi of Bay Area Code Pink told FOXNews.com.
I can see those Marines cringing in the corner out of shear terror right now. OK, may be not cringing - cowering...no, that's not it ...Standing and shuddering a little...no, that just doesn't seem right.
Oh! Laughing their asses off! That's what they will be doing!
Memo to the Code Pink Nutballs:
Good luck with that!
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