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« There Will Be No Parades | Main | The Miracle Of Christmas »

Saturday, December 24, 2011

Things Your Wife Does Not Want For Christmas

I decided to post this handy-dandy list of Christmas no-nos for you men.  We all know that none of us shop for Christmas until 4 PM on Christmas Eve!  It's part of being in the man club.

  1. Vacuum Cleaners
  2. Laundry soap
  3. Deoderant
  4. Underwear
  5. A case of Bud Lite (if you must buy beer, at least get something you can Dri9nk!)
  6. Iron and or ironing board
  7. Odor Eaters
  8. Scrub pads
  9. Mops and Brooms
  10. Products made by Massengill
  11. Breath Mints
  12. Garbage bags
  13. Blender
  14. Anything with "Diet" in the title.
  15. Whoopee Cushion

There are others and I'm sure you can think of more.

Merry Christmas!

VW

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