Today was not a particularly good day for Specter as he woke up to find out just how trustworthy his new Democratic Masters really are. I have sources deeply entrenched in the halls of Congress and so I was able to get a transcript of Harry Reid's answering machine from today.
Enjoy.
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[10:00 AM]
[Phone Ringing]
[Recording] “You have reached the office of Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader. Please listen carefully to the following options as they have recently changed: Press "one" if you are a lobbyist with a lot of money. Press "two" if you are a major donor. Press "three" if you are a Democratic Senator. Press "four" if you are the President. Press "five" if you are the Speaker of the House. Press "six" if you are a Nevada Resident. Press "seven" if you are a Congressman or some other lower life form. Press "eight" if you were once a Republican Senator from Pennsylvania.”
[Sound of “eight” being pushed on a touch tone phone]
“Thank you for calling, Please select from the following choices. Press "one" to leave a message. Press "pound" to return to the previous menu.”
[Sound of “one” being pushed]
[Specter] “Harry, this is Arlen, Listen, I gotta tell ya, I’m a little disappointed in that vote last night stripping me of my seniority, and especially after you promised me I could keep it. What’s up with that unanimous vote? Don’t you have any control over my new colleagues? Give me a call so we can clear this up. Ciao”
[Click]
[11:05 AM]
[Phone Ringing]
[Recording] “You have reached the office of Harry Reid, Senate
Majority Leader. Please listen carefully to the following options as
they have recently changed: Press "one" if you are a lobbyist with a
lot of money. Press "two" if you are a major donor. Press "three" if
you are a Democratic Senator. Press "four" if you are the President.
Press "five" if you are the Speaker of the House. Press "six" if you
are a Nevada Resident. Press "seven" if you are a Congressman or some
other lower life form. Press "eight" if you were once a Republican
Senator from Pennsylvania.”
[Sound of “eight” being pushed on a touch tone phone]
“Thank you for calling, Please select from the following choices.
Press "one" to leave a message. Press "pound" to return to the
previous menu.”
[Sound of “one” being pushed]
[Specter] “Harry, it’s Arlen again. Listen, this is important. I know you’re busy with destroying America as we know it. It’s a tough job and trust me, you can have it, I’m not looking to take it away. It would be nice, however, if you’d call me back to talk about this seniority thing. I’m really kind of upset about this after you promised. After all, that’s why I said I left the GOP, because they didn’t respect me any more.”
“So give me a call A-SAP. Bye!”
[Click]
[2:16 PM]
[Phone Ringing]
[Recording] “You have reached the office of Harry Reid, Senate
Majority Leader. Please listen carefully to the following options as
they have recently changed: Press "one" if you are a lobbyist with a
lot of money. Press "two" if you are a major donor. Press "three" if
you are a Democratic Senator. Press "four" if you are the President.
Press "five" if you are the Speaker of the House. Press "six" if you
are a Nevada Resident. Press "seven" if you are a Congressman or some
other lower life form. Press "eight" if you were once a Republican
Senator from Pennsylvania.”
[Sound of “eight” being pushed on a touch tone phone]
“Thank you for calling, Please select from the following choices.
Press "one" to leave a message. Press "pound" to return to the
previous menu.”
[Sound of “one” being pushed]
[Specter] Alright Harry, this is important. I need this seniority thing reinstated to get re-elected. If you want to keep this 60 seat majority thing, you need me. Please call me immediately!”
[Click]
[3:27 PM]
[Phone Ringing]
[Recording] “You have reached the office of Harry Reid, Senate
Majority Leader. Please listen carefully to the following options as
they have recently changed: Press "one" if you are a lobbyist with a
lot of money. Press "two" if you are a major donor. Press "three" if
you are a Democratic Senator. Press "four" if you are the President.
Press "five" if you are the Speaker of the House. Press "six" if you
are a Nevada Resident. Press "seven" if you are a Congressman or some
other lower life form. Press "eight" if you were once a Republican
Senator from Pennsylvania.”
[Sound of “eight” being pushed on a touch tone phone]
“Thank you for calling, Please select from the following choices.
Press "one" to leave a message. Press "pound" to return to the
previous menu.”
[Sound of “one” being pushed]
[Specter] “Alright Reid! Enough is enough. You promised me my seniority and now you won’t even return my calls. What’s up with this sh**? I’m hearing on the news that I can “negotiate” my seniority if I’m re-elected? What do you mean negotiate? Hell, what do you mean by “if”? We need to talk now dammit, and I won’t take “NO” for an answer! Call me back, NOW!
[SLAM!]
[4:09 PM]
[Phone Ringing]
[Recording] “You have reached the office of Harry Reid, Senate Majority Leader. Please listen to the following options as they have recently changed: Press "one" if you are the new junior Senator from Pennsylvania or press "two" for the main menu.”
[Sound of “one” being pushed]
[Recording] “The number you have reached is no longer in service. Please hang up now and don’t call back until after 2010!” [Click]
[Dial Tone………………………]
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Wonder if he has a bad case of buyer's remorse yet?
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