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George W. Bush To Finish The Job!

This just in to the Violence Worker Newsroom:

IP (Idiotic Press) - EXTREMELY URGENT - Washington DC Bureau - We have learned that George W. Bush is heading for Texas to personally take command of the Federal Extermination of Minorities Agency (FEMA) in order to ensure no minority survives Hurricane Gustav. 

President Bush stated before boarding Air Force One that with Katrina, Michael Brown botched the job and he will be taking personal command of his last attempt at destroying the minority population of New Orleans.

Karl Rove, who left the White House to over see the increase in global warming required to generate a catastrophic storm was elated.  "We have a winner here with Gustav and it is fitting that the name has that goose-steppy kind of allure.  We worked hard to have it start during Obama's party, but as good as we are, we still can't get these things started exactly when we want."

Vice-President Cheney was much more upbeat about Gustav's timing.  "This will be a lot more fun than the convention!", said Mr. Cheney.

The Democratic Presumptive nominee, Barack Obama said through his spokesman that this would turn out to be just another Republican failure and that this would ensure that Bush would not have a third term.  He added that if he is elected, he will flood Utah to kill off the white Mormon population. 

He said, "We'll show the Republicans we know how to conduct genocide!.  This is an issue we can defeat Bush on!"
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Someone had to do it!

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I'm Number One!

Cut and paste this "why obama shouldnt be president" into Google and see what pops up as #1!!!!!

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The Classless Left

The left has gone absolutely ballistic over Governor Palin.  She has just absolutely flabbergasted them.  Here is a women who is as honest as the day is long in summertime Alaska. Not only did she challenge the entrenched corruption in Alaska, but she did so from the same party. She went in to clean up and clean up she did.

But the kooks on the left can't except the fact that a woman would choose to be a Republican, let alone run for Vice-President.  She must be some kind of dishonest operative (I think it's a projection thing).

And then there is the lowest of the low.  Only a Kos kiddie could concoct such a story.

Okay, I just have to diary about this, although in many ways this falls into the "none of our business category". 

But it appears that Pallin's last child, a baby with Down's syndrome, may not be hers.  It may be that of her teenage daughter. 

I'm not going to link to it, google it if you are that desperate.

Loathesome, thy name is Kos kiddie!

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McCain/Palin 08

OK folks, I'm now officially in the tank for the McCain/Palin ticket. I just opened up the piggy bank and set up a monthly donation from now until November 30th.

Please scrape up the bucks and consider doing likewise!

If this election means anything to you at all, please do what you can to get John McCain and Sarah Palin elected!

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I'm Finally Excited!

Power was out at work (they were doing some kind work near our building) so I was out of the loop this morning.  Now I'm playing catch-up.

I am so pleased with McCain's choice of Governor Palin.  She's a gutsy, take-no-prisoner kind of fighter and reformer that won't rollover for anyone. 

She is probably the one Vice Presidential choice that has kept Obama awake at night.

What's funny is that the the Obamunists are knocking her for her "inexperience.  Does that mean that we can now ask Obama about what qualifies him, outside of being a liberal African-American, to be President.  (Yes I made reference to his race - why not - HE does!)

I fully support the McCain/Palin ticket.  I'm excited and I expect to remain so for the duration.  Palin is a game changer!

Here is a list of Democrat responses that I've gleaned from reading around:

• She has no foreign policy experience!

Well neither does Obama and Biden isn't exactly Secretary of State material having royally pissed off the Iraqis.

• She was only the mayor of a town of 9000 people!

Yeah and and now she's the governor!  She went in as a reformer and she's run the state well enough to have an 80% approval rating.  (I assume the other 20% are the crooks and liars she is putting out of business!)

• The GOP is using taking advantage of a young, naive woman for their own benefit.

Anyone who thinks that is true is just an idiot.  It's obvious sexism.

• How will she take care of her Downs Syndrome son?

The same way she does now, dumba**!

• She was picked for purely political reasons.

Yeah and name me a Veep pick who isn't.  They are all window dressing to a large degree.

I feel confident that she would make a great President should the need arise.  The country would be in good hands.  I listened to her speech from my car today and I was impressed.  I was shouting!

Go Sarah Barracuda!

Oh, and let me add, that she is a Blue Star mom!  He will soon be serving in Iraq!  Put that in your damn chicken Hawk pipes and smoke it!

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The One Speaketh!

7:19  Is this guy running against George Bush? 

7:20  Bush and Cheney will be asking for a third term and eight is enough?

7:21  McCain votes with Bush 90% of the time.

7:23  Nation of whiners.  He talking about the wrong people!  The whiners are the ones demanding handouts and we are a nation full of those.

7:23 The elitist Obama says the McCain doesn't get it.

He's talking about giving all this opportunity, but not talking about how he intends to pay for it.

He keeps talking about the American dream and working hard, but he keeps answering that with giveaways!

7:30  He's sounding Reaganesque talking about government and its role

7:31  Changing the tax code

7:31  cut taxes for 95% of working families.  I'm sorry, I don't believe that

7:32  He's going to end foreign dependency oil in ten years - yeah right!

7:33  There's that 5 million new job lie again.

I can't do this.  It's the same liberal pap over and over again.

He's gonne give you free healthcare - all you want!  No country does that.

It's all the same. I'm gonna get those capitalist bullies and give the money to you.

Yeah, he's gonna cut the fat in the budget.  Every candidate has promised that.

I'm tuning out now.  I need to go wash out my ears with drano!

And just as we keep our keep our promise to the next generation here at home, so must we keep America’s promise abroad. If John McCain wants to have a debate about who has the temperament, and judgment, to serve as the next commander in chief, that’s a debate I’m ready to have.

Yeah!  Let that debate on being Commander in Chief begin NOW!!!!!!  BRING IT!!!!!!!

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Class

Now THAT'S class. 

Politics is a blood sport and not for the timid.  And as in every sport, when you see a case of genuine sportsmanship, it makes your day.  The individual displaying it goes up a notch or two in your estimation of him or her. 

McCain showed a lot of class with this one.

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Unconventional Thoughts

Enough of the Convention.  Bill Clinton is speaking and between Hillary's speech and subsequent motion to suspend the voting and nominate by acclamation Obama and Bill's ringing endorsement, it makes one wonder if this whole rivalry thing was manufactured to rev up a little interest in an otherwise boring convention.  Even the radical nut jobs outside can't gin up much more than a small protest.  Biden will speak and be anointed as Obama's pit chihuahua.  Yawn.  They will say mean and nasty things about a man whom Biden and his grasshopper aren't worthy enough to clean dog-do off of his shoes.

I don't know if I will yet watch Obamus ascend to his temple  (or is it descend from heaven to his temple - whatever) and utter his revelations from on high.  I'm thinking I need change alright - as in change the channel.

My only hope and prayer at this point is that McCain doesn't screw up his Veep choice by picking Liebermann! 

I did do a half fast photoshop of Obamus.  I'm not real good at it, but you'll get the point.

On to Minneapolis!

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Irony - Thy Name Is Democrat

From my friend Frenchie:

The Democrats have suddenly developed a keen sense of morality. John Edwards has been banned from making a speech at the Democratic convention for having an affair and lying about it.

In his place Bill Clinton will be speaking!

Ohhhhhhh the irony!!!!

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Hillary's Speech

Listening to Hillary is tantamount to listening to a chorus of Harpies while sitting naked on a chair of ice.  It's difficult to say the least.

I'm not going to go through her speech.  She grit her teeth and said what she had to say.  She supports Obama.  She's said it; her penance paid. 

It amused me that she made reference to the progress that women have made in voting rights.  It amused me because it was the Republican majority that passed the 19th amendment in 1919 giving women the right to vote.  Probably something best left unsaid at a Democrat Convention.

It was short and to the point.  All it really accomplished was taking herself out of the running.  As much as she wanted to try to wrest the nomination from him, she knew it was a losing battle.  She hates to lose and she'd rather give in than face a floor defeat.  It's all about control.   

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