Perhaps you've heard that LA banned fast feederies in South Central LA. The hope is that restaurants serving fresh ingredients and markets with organic goodies will have a chance to move in. The idea is that if they can't go to a convenient McDonald's, they'll go to a convenient Bistro. When they want dinner, they'll go over to Luigi's Fresh Organic Market instead of some local food store. I wrote about this when they were considering this ban a couple of weeks ago.
Since the city has seen fit to actually pass the ban, I can't wait to see the number of upscale restaurants and food markets that will now move in to fill the gaps.
I can just see how this will work out.
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Waiter: Good evening sir and welcome to Leonardo's Grill. I'm Derek and I'll be your server this evening. Can I start you off with a cocktail or perhaps a glass of wine this evening?
Customer: Just gimme a M*****F***** beer.
W: Ah... Certainly sir, May I suggest our own Hefeweizen served on tap with an orange wedge?
C; Look M******F******, I just wanna F******* full ass bottle of Budweiser, I don want no half a weiser with a piece of G**D*** fruit!
W: Ahem...Very good sir. Are you ready to order or would you like a moment?
C: Get me my F***** Beer and let me see the M*****F***** menu!
W: Yes Sir and I'll be right back with your beverage.
W: Here is your beer sir, would you like me to pour it in the glass?
C: Glass? No one drinks Budweiser from a F***** glass!
W: Sorry. If you are ready to order may I recommend our center cut baked pork loin on a bed of rice pilaf, garlic mashed potatoes and white asparagus in a tart lime vinaigrette?
C: What ta F*** is this S***? All I want is a M*****f***** Cheeseburger with some G**D*** fries and S***.
W: Very good sir. We offer several different cheeseburgers. May I suggest our Greekburger with melted feta cheese, tomato, bib lettuce and our own house mustard. Instead of fries, may I suggest our Greek side salad topped with kalamata olives and yogurt.
C: Look M*****F*****, I wanna M*****F***** cheeseburger, fries and another F***** beer, not some Faggy S***!
W: Right away sir:
Later....
W: Would you care for some desert, sir?
C: F*** that S***! Just gimme the G**D*** check and shut the F*** up!
W: Very good sir!
C: $29.53 for a lousy cheeseburger, fries and a couple of beers? Who in the F*** do you think I am, M*****F*****, Bill F***** Gates?
W: Sir, we aren't McDonalds. We only offer fresh healthy, lean, Grade - A, prime beef and fresh vegetables bought fresh each day.
C: (Pulling out a pistol) I think it's free, you little C***S***** Fag! And the only tip you are gonna get is the tip of this M*****F***** Bullet as it enters your Faggot Ass skull!
W: Very good sir, have a nice evening! I hope you enjoyed your meal.
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Reservations only, don't ya think?
VW
McCain And Leadership
UPDATE. The person that posted this on his forum called me on the phone. He explained to me the context and I'm cool with it. I tend to think he's not completely in the tank yet for Obama. I hold out hope. I kind of figured he was mostly stirring things up. In any case, I think my comments on leadership and McCain are on target.-----
This was said in response to this post on a message board by someone who probably thought I wouldn't find out:
He's right, there is more than just being Commander-in-Chief. But if Obama isn't up to the job of leading the Armed Forces, he's certainly not up to the job of leading the nation. It's called LEADERSHIP. It's something that most liberals know little about.
I want someone who understands leadership, that's been a leader and knows what it means to be one. Obama is NOT THAT MAN!
The Presidency is all about being the LEADER of the free world, not a member of the committee (Provided he even knows which committee he's on!).
When disaster strikes, be it man-made or natural, it's the President we look to, not a congressional committee.
I'll admit that McCain was not my first choice. On the other hand, he's heads and shoulders above Obama. I have no love for Hillary Clinton, but I would vote for her before Obama. Why? Because Hillary is a leader. I may not like her politics, but I think she has a bigger set for Jesse to cut off than Obama ever had.
Want some really good reasons why Obama should NOT be our next President? Go here!
VW
Posted by Mike Pittman on Monday, July 28, 2008 at 15:51 in Barack Obama, Comments, Why Obama Should Not Be President | Permalink | Comments (5) | TrackBack (0)
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