The Peace Moonbeam Chronicles is hysterical!
When the guy who had been giving us the hairy eyeballs came out to wipe the ketchup off the door, my friend Randy grabbed the closest thing he could lay hands on and threw it at him. The eight-pound Butterball caught GI Joe square in the face and sent his sunglasses flying down the sidewalk!
The only memory I have of the horrific events that followed are that of Randy screaming like a little girl as we rushed him to the nearest hospital emergency room. Once there, the ER technicians worked feverishly to save him. Thankfully, with the exception of one drumstick lodged sideways in his colon, they were able to remove most of the turkey. Surgery to retrieve the drumstick is scheduled for Monday and if it goes well, they say he should fully recover.
You have to read the whole thing to get it. And don't stop there! Keep scrolling for her* misadventures at a moveon.org party and over in France for the riots!
Great Stuff. I'm hooked and I hope you find it amusing as well
*I'm assuming the author is a her, if not, forgive me.
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Went to the site. Leave it to you to recommend something else that caught my attention. Great site. Bookmarked it. Will go back and read it often. Thanks.
Posted by: Cindy | Sunday, November 27, 2005 at 16:56